I’m not sure where the original came from but at the time I thought it was pretty funny.

This google search will show you what I’m talking about.

Anyways, I got bored and made my own sign the other day.

I thought I’d share it with you.

Here’s a nice high res pdf of it:

danger.zombies.pdf (~10KB)

Enjoy.

Danger, Zombies. Keep Out PDF by James Christopher Murty is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

At the moment they have an interesting range of Sangaria drinks from Japan. Today I had one of these — the 500ml Miracle Body V:

It tastes a bit like your typical guarana enriched smart drink — a bit like candy flavoured dirt. This one slightly less on the dirt side than most.

ingredients: fructose, glucose syrup, sugar, honey, guarana extract, plant worm extract, carrot extract, acidity regulator, flavor, vitamin C, L-glutamine sodium, L-asparagine sodium, niacin, taurine, vitamin B2, vitamin B6, vitamin P, L-lysine, L-isoleucine, L-theanine, natural caffeine

What the hell is plant worm extract?

Googling reveals a patent :
US Patent 6024984 – Composition containing an extract from muirapuama root and plant worm extract

Muirapuama — “potency wood” — according to wikipedia

The root and bark are used for a variety of ailments by indigenous peoples in the Rio Negro area of South America, and have become popular as herbal treatments for sexual dysfunction, but the effectiveness of muira puama preparations are debatable^[2]. There is evidence that Muira Puama is anxiogenic, which would be consistent with a stimulant effect, without affecting coordination

Further from the patent:

… by weight of plant worm active ingredient in an organic solvent extract from at least one plant worm of the family Clavicipitaceae

So Clavicipitaceae — apparently not an actual worm, how disappointing. It’s some kind of fungus. No idea what that’s for but presumably like the muirapuama it’s some kind of “potency” mushroom.

I’m not feeling any more potent than normal, perhaps a little twitchy and I’m having to restrain myself from grinding my teeth.

The walls appear to have stopped pressing in on me at the time of this post — some couple of hours since I consumed the beverage.

http://www.idiotcomics.com/186.html

I quite like it, and apparently someone else does ’cause I got a notification from Flickr that it had been favourited.

Cool I thought. I wonder how this user found my image and what it was that they liked about it.

So first I looked at Flick’s stats page for the image.

So he’s looked at the iPhone page on flickr, cool! my image made it onto the Night section of the iPhone page.

Alright I think, so what else has this this guy looked at? Is he on the market for a new iPhone maybe?

So taking a look at his favourites reveals…

that he’s definitely… an ass man… pretty much every image — an ass — for page after page. All ass all the time apparently.

I guess my image looks a bit like an ass? If you tweaked the hue made it less blue more pink maybe?

That doesn’t seem that likely… and after all it looks like he found my image after looking for iPhone images taken at night… maybe he’s on the market for an iPhone with which he can take his own images of asses? at night?

More power to you Night Assman.

I (heart) teh internets.

just keep walking ralph

Marge Simpson: It doesn’t matter how you feel inside, you know. It’s what shows up on the outside that counts. Take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down past your knees, until you’re almost walking on them. And then you’ll fit in, and you’ll be invited to parties, and boys will like you. And happiness will follow.

thank you http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0003031/quotes

and they’re using face detection with blurring to protect people’s privacy!

face blur protecting the innocent

it’s in the aircon allegedly…

via boing boing