Subject: We can get acquainted with you closer

Hi. My name is Svetlana. I am glad to write to you the letter! We can get acquainted with you closer?

I am not assured of true relations while people do not investigate each other closer. Today I shall

not speak about me directly in details. I wish to receive your answer then, we can investigate each

other closer.

Write to me on my personal e-mail address:  altinkesa@yahoo.com

Now I should go for work. I shall try to come as soon as possible to read your answer.

With respect, Svetlana

I search love forever
Hello. Please do not be surprised, this letter is not sending spam.
You probably will be very surprised that I’m writing you this letter.
But yesterday, I was surprised too, when my e-mail address, I received
a letter which spoke of love, the feelings between people. The main
motto of this letter was the phrase “Look for love and you’ll be
happy.” I liked this letter. In the e-mail address, I saw your e-mail
and decided to write to you. Did you mean love? Perhaps this letter -
the fate? I do not know how the person who sent me the letter, got my
personal e-mail. But I think that it is not important. The most
important thing is that now I can write you a letter. You know, I want
to know you more. But first, I want to tell a little about me. My name
is Lusinne. I am 29 years old. I have never been married and have no
children. I’m nice, quiet, kind and sociable girl. It will be
interesting to talk with you and learn you closer. I build their
communication with the main goal – the creation of serious relations.
Relations without deception, without any games. I want to find a real
man who can love and respect me. I hope that you also would like to
find love? I believe in romantic relationships, appearance and age is
not the main thing. The most important thing that a man could love and
respect for real! I have different hobbies and interests, among them -
sports, cooking, reading, music. Of particular interest to me is
housekeeping, cleaning the house. I love to experiment in the kitchen.
I love animals. I lead a healthy lifestyle. I do not smoke nor drink
alcohol. My new friend, can you tell me about you? I want to know you
more. In these letters, I’ll tell you about me more detail.
I give you my e-mail address:  lusinnesia@BonBon.net

Of course, I will send you a lot of my photos, from which you will
know my life. In my photo shows all the moments of my life – joy,
thoughtfulness and even in some moments of sadness. I look forward to
wait for your answer. I really want to know you more. Please do not
forget about me. Lusinne.

Anyways…
This morning I saw a link to http://www.google.com/analytics/apps/results — I’m not sure where now, maybe it was in my RSS aggregator. That link has links to a bunch of other useful apps some for iPhone/iPad, and some web apps like the following:

http://analyticsvisualizations.appspot.com/

Juice Analytics talks directly to the GA API and can produces the most wonderful looking visualisations. All of the image on this page were produced using the analytics reporting from this web site. These next two being the results of my most popular piece of content:

Keyword Tree based on "airport" coloured by "average time on site"

Keyword Tree based on "airport" coloured by "% new visitors"

Talk about awesome user interface design

Anyways, cool new developer API and demo from the folks at Google Maps.
http://googlegeodevelopers.blogspot.com/2010/03/aint-no-mountain-high-enough.html
Maps now contains an elevation service.

cherry picker control panel

found on Chris Glass’ photo journal

At the moment they have an interesting range of Sangaria drinks from Japan. Today I had one of these — the 500ml Miracle Body V:

It tastes a bit like your typical guarana enriched smart drink — a bit like candy flavoured dirt. This one slightly less on the dirt side than most.

ingredients: fructose, glucose syrup, sugar, honey, guarana extract, plant worm extract, carrot extract, acidity regulator, flavor, vitamin C, L-glutamine sodium, L-asparagine sodium, niacin, taurine, vitamin B2, vitamin B6, vitamin P, L-lysine, L-isoleucine, L-theanine, natural caffeine

What the hell is plant worm extract?

Googling reveals a patent :
US Patent 6024984 – Composition containing an extract from muirapuama root and plant worm extract

Muirapuama — “potency wood” — according to wikipedia

The root and bark are used for a variety of ailments by indigenous peoples in the Rio Negro area of South America, and have become popular as herbal treatments for sexual dysfunction, but the effectiveness of muira puama preparations are debatable^[2]. There is evidence that Muira Puama is anxiogenic, which would be consistent with a stimulant effect, without affecting coordination

Further from the patent:

… by weight of plant worm active ingredient in an organic solvent extract from at least one plant worm of the family Clavicipitaceae

So Clavicipitaceae — apparently not an actual worm, how disappointing. It’s some kind of fungus. No idea what that’s for but presumably like the muirapuama it’s some kind of “potency” mushroom.

I’m not feeling any more potent than normal, perhaps a little twitchy and I’m having to restrain myself from grinding my teeth.

The walls appear to have stopped pressing in on me at the time of this post — some couple of hours since I consumed the beverage.

Subject: I want to apologize beforehand
Hello!!!
My name is Evgeniya. I use this kind of dialogue for the first time.
For this reason I want to apologize beforehand, if I will write something not correctly. I heard  that many people who not been able to find happiness in the usual life, have found happiness through Internet. I have decided to make this step. I liked your profile and I interested in you very much.I hope you will also in me if we support our relations.Hope that they will be sincere, warm and confidential.
I want to believe that our glances coincide and you and i are not different people.
I search for that person who rescue me from solitude.I feel myself solitary in this enormous, false and cruel world.It is so awfully.I come short heats of the confidence and rapports very much.I search for the person whom I could open my soul and heart, be divided their own thoughts and feeling, understand that somebody need me.The main  is clean and openning soul.If you search for the same please write me.

Please answer only to my personal e-mail:  chikievgeniya@lavabit.com

I promise that your letter will not remain unheeded and answered.
Evgeniya.

I hope someone out there on the Internet can help Evgeniya find happiness. Given that she’s capitalised internet I’m hoping there’s lonely, single, old school network engineer out there who can appreciate her correctness and formality.

http://www.idiotcomics.com/186.html

Looking at the header revealed hits like:

X-Spam-Status: No, score=10.994 tagged_above=2 required=12 tests=[AWL=-3.518, FH_DATE_PAST_20XX=10.357, FH_RELAY_NODNS=1.451, FM_FORGED_GMAIL=0.622, FRT_PROFILE2=1.981, HTML_MESSAGE=0.001, RDNS_NONE=0.1]

Thinking FH_DATE_PAST_20XX=10.357 looked a bit suspect, I did some Googling and found the following blog entry:

http://serverfault.com/questions/98723/workaround-spamassassin-y2k10-bug-mac-os-x-server

I went with Option 2 — modifying the rule configuration file such the 2010 isn’t perceived to be so far in the future as to be spam

Substitute

header FH_DATE_PAST_20XX Date =~ /20[1-9][0-9]/ [if-unset: 2006]

with

header FH_DATE_PAST_20XX Date =~ /20[2-9][0-9]/ [if-unset: 2006]

Unfortunately that didn’t resolve the issue for me.

On further searching through the various configuration files on the server, it looks like

/private/etc/mail/spamassassin/00_FVGT_File001.cf

is the file you want to edit.

[UPDATE:] yes, updating /private/etc/mail/spamassassin/00_FVGT_File001.cf and restarting the mail service appears to have resolved my issue.

I quite like it, and apparently someone else does ’cause I got a notification from Flickr that it had been favourited.

Cool I thought. I wonder how this user found my image and what it was that they liked about it.

So first I looked at Flick’s stats page for the image.

So he’s looked at the iPhone page on flickr, cool! my image made it onto the Night section of the iPhone page.

Alright I think, so what else has this this guy looked at? Is he on the market for a new iPhone maybe?

So taking a look at his favourites reveals…

that he’s definitely… an ass man… pretty much every image — an ass — for page after page. All ass all the time apparently.

I guess my image looks a bit like an ass? If you tweaked the hue made it less blue more pink maybe?

That doesn’t seem that likely… and after all it looks like he found my image after looking for iPhone images taken at night… maybe he’s on the market for an iPhone with which he can take his own images of asses? at night?

More power to you Night Assman.

I (heart) teh internets.

I took it with my iPhone Saturday night as we walked down Arden Street to Coogee on our way to dinner at a friend’s place.

Hello! Looked through men on a site of acquaintances and I very much liked your profile.
I have written the message on a site, but unfortunately you did not answer me.
Really very much it wanted to me to get acquainted with you. I have addressed for the help to administration of a site of acquaintances.
They have willingly helped me. They have given me your e-mail and now I write you the letter.
I am very glad that now I can to write you the message personally.
I hope you you will not disregard my letter and you will necessarily answer me.

Please write only to my personal e-mail:  supaagirllamenoss@yahoo.com

I write to you from my personal mail box. Write me the answer to this e-mail.
I with impatience will wait for your letter.
Your new girlfriend Svetlana!

Hi!
You really seem to be just exactly the type of man that I have been hoping to meet;Please tell me more about yourself,your interests. My name is Anastasiya! live in Russia, in city of KostromaMy age of 28 years I am the serious girl,  I want to get acquainted with the good person who will concern carefully to me and will love me up to  the end of life! For me main is heart of the person! I have correct and romantic character! I like to dream of the beautiful future with the person of my dream! I like  camping and travel at free time with friends .

If you liked my structure write only to my personal E-mail:  anastasiya.evseeva@yahoo.com

and I will send my photo .I shall hope that my letter was not vain and you write to me the return letter. Anastasiya